Current Events
10/26/2004 Image gallery tests worked pretty good, so I declare the galleries officially up. Also, newly available pictures of my Gigantic Cock or some nice, Bald Pussy (possibly NSFW)
During the course of my travels, I take lots of pictures, so check them out. I'll try to keep thingsfresh. Also, some of the photographs in here are very high resolution, so the file sizes can be pretty big. One day I'll get off my butt and reduce the images to a more manageable size.
Here's Chet's Stuff too!
5/14/2002
The SquirellCam is almost ready! Check out a Sneak Preview!
5/13/2002
'Tossing the Lizard' may sound like slang for <ahem>, but in parts of the world Lizard Hosing and Lizard Tossing are quite common...
Check out Apple's new product line... These machines are simply amazing!
Ever wonder what Gene Simmons might look like as a 3 year old kid? These crazy KISS fans keep getting younger and younger!
The desparation of the Music Recording Industry is becoming more and apparent every day. The way I see it, the only people who seem to be worried about the digital media distribution 'crisis' are already millionaires. It cracks me up to see TV public service announcements saying that it's wrong to copy (for ANY reason...), followed by a Phillips commercial advertising their new consumer CD copier.
4/25/2002
New pics available featuring my exciting trip to Montana! Check 'em out!
12/26/0001 - present
There is violence in the Middle East.
4/16/2002
It is with great sadness that I report that indulging in the dirty, sinful act known fondly as 'masturbation' is having a negative impact on some of Earth's little creatures... It's a tough world for the little creatures.
Samples of artwork by Alphonse Mucha now available in the images section.
Quite a few people ask me what I do for a living. Since pictures are worth a thousand words, and explaining what I do for a living is long and complicated, I figured I'd kill 2 kittens... er I mean birds with one stone with these Nifty Cartoons of Me at Work! cartoon1 cartoon2
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