Current
Events
10/26/2004 Image gallery tests worked pretty good, so I declare the galleries officially up. Also, newly available pictures of my Gigantic Cock or some nice, Bald Pussy (possibly NSFW)
During the course
of my travels, I take lots of pictures, so check them out. I'll try to keep thingsfresh. Also, some of the photographs in here are very high resolution, so the file sizes can be pretty big. One day I'll get off my butt and reduce the images to a more manageable size.
Here's Chet's Stuff
too!
5/14/2002
The SquirellCam is
almost ready! Check out a Sneak Preview!
5/13/2002
'Tossing the
Lizard' may sound like slang for <ahem>, but in parts
of the world Lizard Hosing
and Lizard Tossing are quite
common...
Check out Apple's
new product line... These
machines are simply amazing!
Ever wonder what
Gene Simmons might look like as a 3 year old kid?
These crazy KISS fans keep getting younger and younger!
The desparation of the Music
Recording Industry is becoming more and apparent every day.
The way I see it, the only people who seem to be worried about
the digital media distribution 'crisis' are already millionaires. It
cracks me up to see TV public service announcements saying that it's
wrong to copy (for ANY reason...), followed by a Phillips commercial
advertising their new consumer CD copier.
4/25/2002
New pics available featuring my
exciting trip to Montana! Check 'em out!
12/26/0001
- present
There is violence
in the Middle East.
4/16/2002
It is with great
sadness that I report that indulging in the dirty, sinful
act known fondly as 'masturbation' is having a negative
impact on some of Earth's little creatures... It's a tough
world for the little creatures.
Samples of artwork
by Alphonse
Mucha now available in the images section.
Quite a few people
ask me what I do for a living. Since pictures are worth a
thousand words, and explaining what I do for a living is
long and complicated, I figured I'd kill 2 kittens... er I
mean birds with one stone with these Nifty Cartoons of Me at
Work! cartoon1 cartoon2